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This site contains material of an adult nature.
Do not go any further if you are not of age or appropriate mental/social constitution.
For instance, there is explicit sex of the homosexual, heterosexual, polygamous, interspecies, sibcestuous, kinky, magical, highly skilled and inexperienced varieties.
There is also fanfictiony fuckery of the highest order.

If you think you’ll enjoy what follows, then ENTER,
and pour yourself a nice cuppa.
It’s looooong.

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This is a work of fanciful fiction, and is not to be confused with the source material or any other material. It’s from my brain, and shows what can happen when my brain interacts with a set of thoroughly enjoyable books and movies. It’s not meant to infringe anyone’s rights or copyrights, or make any claims about what any deceased writers may or may not have intended. It’s for FUN, for pete’s sake!